by David Parrish
His mother told him so.
*Giggle* It gots a bad word in it! *GiggleGiggle*
Oh, and, as for the current comic? It sucks. Shut up.
I have had a test page (it's a SECRET) for a long time now that I use to test banners and text and stuff. I generally keep everything on it because I'm too lazy to delete it, so if you're curious if I've made a new banner or something, you can check it out. I don't know why you would want to, but it might give you an insight into the things I do by myself. (Like, the big title "Why would I..." thing I actually put there for me, not for you guys just now.
I was up putting this together late Halloween night, actually. APPRECIATE IT.
The characters were all done by guest artists, in case you can't tell. Here's a list:
Luke - Goeduck.
Pengy - My friend, Romeo. I very much appreciate it, as he didn't even have anything to link to. Just did it for fun.
Jim - Matt Johnson of Cortland.
Jack - Jed or "Grand master pimp daddy D".
I will have a new page up some time this week for my Holiday comics, and I'll elaborate on whatever. Meh.
Anyway, I really like this guest comic. It was done by Jed, and I like that expressions on the characters' faces.
Anyway, today's comic was done for me by the very appreciated MurdockGreywords! I suggested the colors for Jim, ain't they great??
Oh, since this is the first guest comic to be done for me, I've created a guest comic page for the comics other artists have done for me. Check it out.
It's a bit late, but I've finally gotten around to making a Halloween banner... Thanks to Lucas Longley for a bunch of help with Photoshop. I did the work, but he provided me with the knowledge of how to do the work.
You should check it out because I like those a lot more than my onw crappy comic.
Check back if you want. What do I care?
I'm so wonderful.
Crikey. I forgot to mention that I added a links page! Everyone should check it out. Everything in there makes me laugh (or benefits me personally...), and with my obviously amazing sense of humor, it oughta darn-near kill anyone reading this!
In an attempt to remove some clutter, I have removed some coding from other pages. The front page is the same, but now the other pages only have the content they need. *Shrugs* Why not?
Oh, and I have also decided to start seperating my announcements out by time, as well, because this one would have made no sense if I didn't. So sue me.
I'm having quite a few problems at the moment. As you know, the website recently broke, and that took me two or three days to fix.
Now, my MS Paint program (the program I use to edit the comics after I draw them) shuts down every time I try to add text to a comic (or anything). So, I actually have a comic drawn, but until I can get my MS Paint working again, we'll both be without comics.
Sorry, but I can't do anything about my programs screwing up for no reason.
Hm. Here's an idea. If anyone knows anything about this error, or where I can download a new copy of MS (that's Microsoft, in case you don't know) Paint that lets you save images as JPEG files (some don't), e-mail me ( firstname.lastname@example.org ) with a link or instructions. It would help me out a lot.
That's right, my friend MP. I have yet to get a guest comic from someone I don't already know, you lazy bums.
Please don't hate me...
Whatever "regular" means to you.
I bought your books, man. I bought them all.
If anyone wants to help out with some ideas for little storylines or anything, e-mail me at email@example.com, it would be appreciated. If I use anything, I'll link to your site, or whatever.
IT'S FUNNY. SHUT UP.
Ain't it purdy?
Anyway, I have an announcement. From now on, every Wednesday will be stupid joke day. On those days, the comics will NOT be part of the regular storyline, but will, instead, be stupid/hilarious jokes that I think of and/or steal.
Anyway, it's 4:11 AM I can't think of anything funny to say, so just read the comics.
Isn't that cool?
This is probably my last update for about a week, as I'm off to Florida on Sunday. Luckily, after that trip, I'll be right here at home for at least the next three months. Bwahah.
Oh, if all goes as planned, the comic will update regularly tomorrow and during my absence, hopefully with a guest comic next Friday. But, if we don't get the guest comic, there will be a normal one. Anywho farewell... Again...
Meh, I have no idea when the comic updates, so I don't know when you'll see his comic. But, feel free to follow the directions given in it. Maybe if I find out that someone actually reads this, it'll inspire me to make comics like a madman.
Please don't hate me.
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